It’s called Wrestlemaniac. WRESTLEMANIAC! How could I have been so foolish to watch this?
A ramshackle porn crew are driving across the Chihuahuan Desert in Mexico searching for an appropriate location to get the tripod out and shoot a seedy flick. Meeting a token weird guy at a rundown gas station, he tells them that they should stay away from a decrepit ghost town named La Sangra de Dios. Because their idiots, they decide to go anyway. After a couple of takes of porn (is that a phrase?), they realise that they might not be the only inhabitants of the haunted area. Is it a zombie? Is it a vampire? Is it a massive man in a terrifying mask? Well, partly, as it’s the residence of a lunatic ex-wrestler called El Mascarado.
Yes, someone seriously made this film. If I may be so bold, I’d say that my review is better than the film itself. It’s close, but I think I’m winning.
Watch/don’t watch the whole sordid thing on YouTube here.